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JosephCollins Featured By Owner Edited Apr 3, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Okay so, there were these two guys in an insane asylum… and one night, they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more – they decide they’re going to escape!
So they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom.

Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem… but his friend didn’t dare make the leap.  See, he’s afraid of falling.  So then, the first guy has an idea…
He says, “Hey!  I have my flashlight with me… so I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings.  You can walk along the beam and join me!”
But the second guy just shakes his head and he says, “What do you think I am?  Crazy?  You’ll just turn it off when I'm half way across!”
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EvaSharpchan Featured By Owner Edited Apr 10, 2016  Professional
Are the Powerpunk Girls just messing with our beloved puffs?
No! They are NESSING with them! I failed, I literally failed.
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Argodeon Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Am I the only one who thinks that none of the jokes in the comments are funny? >:^|
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TheDarkHandy Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2016
Though you also tried making a joke in the comments too.
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Argodeon Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know, but religion is so funny to the point that I can't laugh anymore.
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TheDarkHandy Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016
oh lol
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Argodeon Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bible.
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:laughing: Religion is such a joke.
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UnicronWars Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Then why is nobody laughing?
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Argodeon Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because;
1. Atheists don't want to waste their time on anything that could probably related to religion.
2. Religious people don't think its funny.
or
3. People don't have any sense of humor. :stare:
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WingDiamond Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Y2k is now Sweet Sixteen, But she Flunked her Driver's Test ... She couldn't get used to the FRONT SEAT! :nod: Yeah, It took six lessons to get her to SIT UP in da fukken cah! :iconrimshotplz:
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