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:iconmutoh:
There was once a boy named Jhon. He was going to th school, when he saw a letter at the floor.

The principal saw him with the letter and told Jhon to show him the letter.

Upon reading it, the principal got angry and made Jhon go home.

At home, his mom asked Jhon what happened.

Jhon: "I was going to the school, and then I saw this letter. The principal read the letter, and sent me home."

Mom: "Lemme see it".

Then Jhon showed the letter to his mom, and she got angry too and sent him to his dad's office, whom asked to him what happened.

Jhon: "I was going to the school, and then I saw this letter. The principal read the letter, and sent me home. At home, my mom read it, and sent me to your office."

Dad: "Gimme this letter."

Upon reading the letter, the dad got angry and expelled him from the family.

Jhon had nowhere to go, and went to the bridge. There, a homeless man asked Jhon what happened to him to be homeless too.

Jhon: "I was going to the school, and then I saw this letter. The principal read the letter, and sent me home. At home, my mom read it, and sent me to my dad's office. At his office, my dad read it and expelled me from my family."

Homeless man: "Can I see it?"

Upon reading the letter, the homeless called the police. The policeman asked Jhon what he was doing.

Jhon: "I was going to the school, and then I saw this letter. The principal read the letter, and sent me home. At home, my mom read it, and sent me to my dad's office. At his office, my dad read it and expelled me from my family. Here at the bridge, the man read it and called the police."

Policeman: "I wanna see this letter."

Upon reading it, the policeman sent Jhon to the jail. There, an arrested asked Jhon what he did to be there.

Jhon: "I was going to the school, and then I saw this letter. The principal read the letter, and sent me home. At home, my mom read it, and sent me to my dad's office. At his office, my dad read it and expelled me from my family. At the bridge, a homeless man read it and called the police. The policeman then read it and sent me here."

Arrested: "Show me this letter."

Upon reading the letter, the arrested called the warder, whom asked Jhon what he was doing there.

Jhon: "I was going to the school, and then I saw this letter. The principal read the letter, and sent me home. At home, my mom read it, and sent me to my dad's office. At his office, my dad read it and expelled me from my family. At the bridge, a homeless man read it and called the police. The policeman then read it and sent me here. Here, a man read it and called you."

Warder: "Lemme see it."

Upon reading the letter, the warder sent Jhon to the electric chair. At the Heaven, God asked Jhon what he did to be there.

Jhon: "I was going to the school, and then I saw this letter. The principal read the letter, and sent me home. At home, my mom read it, and sent me to my dad's office. At his office, my dad read it and expelled me from my family. At the bridge, a homeless man read it and called the police. The policeman then read it and sent me here."

Arrested: "Show me this letter."

Upon reading the letter, the arrested called the warder, whom asked Jhon what he was doing there.

Jhon: "I was going to the school, and then I saw this letter. The principal read the letter, and sent me home. At home, my mom read it, and sent me to my dad's office. At his office, my dad read it and expelled me from my family. At the bridge, a homeless man read it and called the police. The policeman then read it and sent me to the jail. There, a man read it and called the warder. The warder then sent me to the electric chair, and here I am."

God: "Can I see the letter, poor kid?"

Upon reading the letter, God sent Jhon to the Hell. There, the Devil asked Jhon what evil deeds he did.

Jhon: "I was going to the school, and then I saw this letter. The principal read the letter, and sent me home. At home, my mom read it, and sent me to my dad's office. At his office, my dad read it and expelled me from my family. At the bridge, a homeless man read it and called the police. The policeman then read it and sent me to the jail. There, a man read it and called the warder. The warder then sent me to the electric chair, and I ended at the Heaven. There, God read it and sent me here."

Devil: "Lemme see this letter. I'll read it aloud, so that everyone will hear it."

But the letter burnt to ashes at the Devil's hand.

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Subliminal message
:iconleonidash15:
Two Ghosts are fighting during the Midnight,
One Say to the other

"You don't Stand a Ghost of a Chance"
:iconrimshotplz:


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You Activated my Trap Card!!!!! :evillaugh: :abduction:

:bulletblack: Munny Left: 100~
:iconmetaknight2716:
This may be the wurst joke you ever heard, but wurst is a German hot dog, so the joke's on you. :iconrimshotplz:

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Tails obsessed
Ooo, is that Tailsie right there?!?!?!
*glomps him* ^w^
:glomp:

My comic series: [link]
:iconpolursine:
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

Dun dum TSH

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So disappointing. Even in death, there is no command but mine
~Megatron, Transformers ROTF


A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points
:iconmutoh:
Here, take it: :iconfreeinternetplz:

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:iconpolursine:
Do I win The Game?

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So disappointing. Even in death, there is no command but mine
~Megatron, Transformers ROTF


A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points
:iconmutoh:
Maybe :iconteheplz:

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:iconteblad:
AHAHAHAA! :rofl:

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...with a whip.
:iconchocolatebananapop:
AHAHAHA

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Marxtosis(märks'tō'səs),n.: The process in which a crazy backstabbing jester splits itself in half, resulting in a black hole.

CBP (sē' bē' pē ),v.: To make artwork that makes you swear you're on drugs.
:iconxxlatiasxxxlatiosxx:
LOL it took me a couple of seconds to figure it out, but when i got it i burst out laughing, almost chocked on my soda. :lmao:

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